In today?s FAP, Matt, Mikel , Brett and Chris enter the Hard Corps: Uprising! And yeah? we got our asses kicked pretty quickly. However, we?d say they were kicked in a good way. Dare we say? that old Contra way? Man, if only this was a Contra game! With its brutal grid patterns of deadly gunfire, familiar sound effects and reminiscent gameplay, Hard Corps: Uprising would?ve fit perfectly into the Contra canon. But this downloadable title is published by Konami. So, if it were a Contra game, I?m sure someone would?ve told us so. Such a shame? Either way, have a look - the game hits PSN/XBLA Wednesday!



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Feb 14, 2011

Hyperdimension Neptunia video - Full Access Preview�
A JRPG about the console wars with pervy overtones? Truly, a FAP in every sense!

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Mario Sports Mix video - Full Access Playthrough
How do we soothe the pain inflicted by Mario?s most uninspired game in recent memory? With some Hyper-Serious Sportscaster Commentary! WHAMMY!!

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Catherine video - Full Access Preview
We tricked our PS3 into thinking it was Japanese and grabbed Atlus' latest sexy, sheepy demo