Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Hitman: Absolution's barcode belongs to a bag for dildos (seriously) (Hitman: Absolution)

And on the lighter side of the news, it turns out a game about murdering people for money has a naughtier side. It all--- ugh, sorry, we can only write like a news anchor for so long. Here?s what happened: today?s announcement trailer for Hitman: Absolution�ends with a barcode. Said barcode seems to only be intended to advertise ?110706? which almost definitely means June 7 of this year is when the game will debut during E3. Turns out that when you alter the coloring to match a standard UPC�and scan it with an iPhone App, you are taken to an Amazon page selling a bag for storing dildos. Yeah?


Above: Who knew that hilarity lurked within?

You have to admit that?s pretty funny right? I mean, a dildo by itself is humorous enough, but a "Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag in Starry Night Blue"? That mix of the mundane with carnality makes it all the more amusing. Though safe storage of�dildos is nothing to laugh at, as those adult novelty items don?t come cheap. I?m not sure if $15 is a fair price for a dildo bag, but packing away your ?fantasy toy? in a plastic bag from Best Buy just doesn?t seem as dignified. See, GR isn?t just about laughs, it?s about education.


Above: Confused by the subject? Here?s a visual aid from Dead Rising 2

May 10, 2011

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